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Back2D is a free Windows game in style of the games you might have played in your youth!
The player has to jump from platform to platform and collect some items to proceed to the next level!
It can be very funny, because its gameplay is simple, its graphics are nice and even the music reminds you of the games of the 1980s!
Story:
2000 a.d.. The scenery is the antique Wipperfuerth, a town, which name is a synonym for the organized crime. In this town, there´s a closed asylum. Here it all begins.... You are Jack. Jack Napier. Waking up in the middle of the night in your small room, seeing the moon, makes you know your quest! Nothing will hold you from fulfilling this quest! Not your strait-jacket nor your daily ration of pills.
You fall asleep. Consequent. And dream...:
2500 a.d.. You awake in a rendered 3D-World, surrounded by perfect textures, 30 million texels per second, constant 60 frames and a 3D Sound, that makes your blood freeze in your artery! You look down at yourself. You are a Mark 5 Fighting Robot, armed to destroy the dark lord Hendrik, slave-driver of thousands of computer experts, in a gigantic showdown! You are armed with the wohle arsenal of the UFPMES (United Federation of Planets and Moons, except Sirius). Nothing can stop ya! Your nearly perfect programmed artificial intelligence knows it´s mission. Nothing can get in your way. Except the tiny programming error in the AI procedure, trademark Bordelbardel.
You already begin to feel the effect of this programming error, you feel unable to resist gravity. You fall to the ground! Not that this gravity would be too strong, no, it is, as usual in futurisic LA, at 9.81 N/kg, inertia doesn´t listen anymore to Newton´s laws... ..not since this accident in 2324, caused by the grandgrandfather of lord Hendrik, C.C.Blechschaedel. Enough of history!! you think by yourself! Lying on the floor, you begin to scan the skyscrapers, which are threatening to crash above you! Monuments of the modern civilisation, built years ago by the brilliant architect Van Børdgen, with spritual support by his Prediger. Suddenly, your main energy fades! You´re trying to activate your emergency energy. Not much more energy than in a solar-clock feeds your cerebral cortex!
You feel weak! You know, there isn´t much hope left! Damn programming error! you think. Suddenly, you have an idea!!
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Or shorter: You make your CPU build a metaphoric picture, rather than check uncompiled sourcecode. Because of the lack of energy, you are a bit disappointed...twodimensional jumpinggame...but coloured. In the back you recognize some flashes of your RAM. Time has come!! You may not lose any time!
Lead your last few electrical impulses through the transcendental sureality of a dying artifical intelligence, rugged by a programming error!
But watch out! Only if you make it, the Mark 5 can kick the evil lord Hendrik into a cryogen chamber.
And only if he makes it, Jack Napier has got no nightmare!
Only then, the world will be good again!
And only THEN I am playing with the thought of learning english! |
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